🧠 Official Whitepaper

Introducshun

Welcome frens. We here at the Federal Resurve of Wojaks is proud to annouce our most big brained invention yet:

Centrel Bonk Digytal Curency (CBDC).

We believe this is the futuer of money, and if u disagree it's bc u smooth brain and probly poor.

Why We Make Dis?

Old money too slow.

Crypto too confusing.

Gold too heavy.

CBDC fix all:

• Fast
• Controlly
• Make u feel like u got stimy even if u don't
• Good for memes

Teknology

• Powered by the Hyperledger of Devolepur
• Backed by Cloud Server of Truth
• Managed by Spreadsheet of Destiny
• Enforcd by AI Officer Bob 9000

Tokenomicz

We mint infinite.

Why? Cuz money printer go brrr and we like that.

Total supply: Who care

Circulating supply: Whatever number looks best on chart

Burn Mechanism: Fed can delete ur money if u no comply

Staking: No staking, just waiting for next stimy

Roadmap

Legal Stuff

• If u lose all ur money we don't know u.
• If u get rich, congrats Devolepur.
• If u complain, ur account gets froze.

This whitepaper is not financial advice.

Or is it?

We dunno. Ask lawyer.

Vision Statement